You want to CONTACT us? Well, you CAN’T. You can’t because we are a SECRET band. Nobody EVER sees us. We don’t use phones. We buy our strings in secret. Any photos you see of us are cardboard cutouts and we’re actually in the background playing guitar and sipping Belgian beer. That’s who we are, that’s how we roll. We assemble our recordings in separate parts of the country to improve the chances of our songs surviving terrorist attacks or severe coffee spills.

If you absolutely MUST contact us then you can try sending a note to our super-secret Gmail account.

Have a nice day. If anyone asks, you never read this.